The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.) by Various
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I breathe my midnight melodies in languor and by stealth,
For Fate inflicts upon my frame--_the luxury of health_. Envy, Neglect, and Scorn have been my hard inheritance; And a baneful curse clings to me, like the stain on innocence; My moments are as faded leaves, or roses in their blight-- I'm asked but once a day to dine--_to parties every night_. Would that I were a silver ray upon the moonlit air, Or but one gleam that's glorified by each Peruvian's prayer! My tortured spirit turns from earth, to ease its bitter loathing; My hatred is on all things here, because--_I want for nothing_. THE GRAMMATICAL BOY BY BILL NYE Sometimes a sad, homesick feeling comes over me, when I compare the prevailing style of anecdote and school literature with the old McGuffey brand, so well known thirty years ago. To-day our juvenile literature, it seems to me, is so transparent, so easy to understand, that I am not surprised to learn that the rising generation shows signs of lawlessness. Boys to-day do not use the respectful language and large, luxuriant words that they did when Mr. McGuffey used to stand around and report |
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