The right one, though, is left
To go right on the left right hand
All right, if I am deft.




PARTINGTONIAN PATCHWORK

BY B.P. SHILLABER


VII

"Are you in favor of the prohibitive law, or the license law?" asked her
opposite neighbor of the relict of P.P.; corporal of the "Bloody
'Leventh."

She carefully weighed the question, as though she were selling snuff,
and answered,--

"Sometimes I think I am, and then again I think I am not."

Her neighbor was perplexed, and repeated the question, varying it a
little.

"Have you seen the 'Mrs. Partington Twilight Soap'?" she asked.

"Yes," was the reply; "everybody has seen that; but why?"