The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.) by Various
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about her face, which shone through it like the moon through a mist, "it
is a great pity that somebody don't answer it, though who under the canister of heaven can do it, with sich letters as they have on their tea-chists, is more than I can tell. It is really too bad, though, that some lingister doesn't try it, and not have this provoking question asked all the time, as if we were ignoramuses, and did not know Toolong from No Strong, and there never was sich a thing as the seventh commandment, which, Heaven knows, suits this case to a T, and I hope the breakers of it may escape, but I don't see how they can. The question must be answered, unless it is like a cannondrum, to be given up, which nobody of any spirit should do." She brought the spoon down into the cup, and looked out through the windows of her soul into celestial fields, peopled with pig-tails, that were all in her eye, while Ike took a double charge of sugar for his tea, and gave an extra allowance of milk to the kitten. THE MENAGERIE BY WILLIAM VAUGHN MOODY Thank God my brain is not inclined to cut Such capers every day! I'm just about Mellow, but then--There goes the tent flap shut. Rain's in the wind. I thought so: every snout Was twitching when the keeper turned me out. |
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