The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.) by Various
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page 88 of 259 (33%)
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"And the chimney," suggested the builder. "Where's your chimneys?"
"I didn't put in any chimneys," said Corona. "Where did you count on your stairs?" pursued the builder. "Stairs? I--forgot the stairs." "That's natural," said Mr. Timbers. "Had a plan brought me once without an entry or a window to it. It wasn't a woman did it, neither. It was a widower, in the noospaper line. What's your scale?" "Scale?" asked Corona, without animation. "Scale of feet. Proportions." "Oh! I didn't have any scales, but I thought about forty feet front would do. I have but five hundred dollars. A small house must answer." The builder smiled. He said he would show her some plans. He took a book from his table and opened at a plate representing a small, snug cottage, not uncomely. It stood in a flourishing apple-orchard, and a much larger house appeared dimly in the distance, upon a hill. The cottage was what is called a "story-and-half" and contained six rooms. The plan was drawn with the beauty of science. "There," said Mr. Timbers, "I know a lady built one of those upon her brother-in-law's land. He give her the land, and she just put up the cottage, and they was all as pleasant as pease about it. That's about what I'd recommend to you, if you don't object to the name of it." |
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