Wan--two!
Time! Mark!
I'm dhry as a dog--I can't shpake but I bark!"

Sez Corporal Madden to Private McFadden:
"Me heart it ud gladden
To blacken yer eye.
Ye're gettin' too bold, ye
Compel me to scold ye--
'T is halt! that I say--
Will ye heed what I told ye?
Wan--two
Wan--two!
Be jabers, I'm dhryer than Brian Boru!
Wan--two!
Time! Mark!
What's wur-ruk for chickens is sport for the lark!"

Sez Corporal Madden to Private McFadden:
"I'll not stay a gadd'n
Wid dagoes like you!
I'll travel no farther,
I'm dyin' for--wather;
Come on, if ye like--
Can ye loan me a quarther?
Ya-as, you,
What--two?
And ye'll pay the potheen? Ye're a daisy!
Whurroo!
You'll do!