Tartarin of Tarascon by Alphonse Daudet
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page 59 of 126 (46%)
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sturdy supporters, he prepared to receive the brute's charge.
But it had more than its fill, and galloped off; howling. He did not budge, for he expected to see the female mate appear, as the story- books always lay it down she should. Unhappily, no female came. After two or three hours' waiting the Tarasconian grew tired. The ground was damp, the night was getting cool, and the sea-breeze pricked sharply. "I have a good mind to take a nap till daylight," he said to himself. To avoid catching rheumatism, he had recourse to his patent tent. But here's where Old Nick interfered! This tent was of so very ingenious a construction that he could not manage to open it. In vain did he toil over it and perspire an hour through -- the confounded apparatus would not come unfolded. There are some umbrellas which amuse themselves under torrential rains with just such tricks upon you. Fairly tired out with the struggle, the victim dashed down the machine and lay upon it, swearing like the regular Southron he was. "Tar, tar, rar, tar! tar, rar, tar!" "What on earth's that?" wondered Tartarin, suddenly aroused. It was the bugles of the Chasseurs d'Afrique sounding the turn-out in the Mustapha barracks. The stupefied lion-slayer rubbed his eyes, for he had believed himself out in the boundless wilderness; and do you know where he really was? -- in a field of artichokes, between a cabbage-garden and a patch of beets. His Sahara grew kitchen vegetables. |
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