The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) by Various
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"Yes, yes!"
"Well, we both just climbed up, and there's three young ones in it!" Then I smiled to think that our new neighbors had got such a promising little family. MY FIRST VISIT TO PORTLAND BY MAJOR JACK DOWNING In the fall of the year 1829, I took it into my head I'd go to Portland. I had heard a good deal about Portland, what a fine place it was, and how the folks got rich there proper fast; and that fall there was a couple of new papers come up to our place from there, called the "Portland Courier" and "Family Reader," and they told a good many queer kind of things about Portland, and one thing and another; and all at once it popped into my head, and I up and told father, and says,-- "I am going to Portland, whether or no; and I'll see what this world is made of yet." Father stared a little at first, and said he was afraid I would get lost; but when he see I was bent upon it, he give it up, and he stepped to his chist, and opened the till, and took out a dollar, and he gave it to me; and says he,-- |
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