The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) by Various
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Says he, "Yes, as good as ever ye see."
"Well," says I, "what do you ax a glass for it?" "Two cents," says he. "Well," says I, "seems to me I feel more dry than I do hungry now. Ain't you a mind to take these 'ere biscuits again, and give me a glass of cider?" And says he,-- "I don't care if I do." So he took and laid 'em on the shelf again, and poured out a glass of cider. I took the cider and drinkt it down, and, to tell the truth, it was capital good cider. Then says I,-- "I guess it's time for me to be a-going," and I stept along towards the door; but says he,-- "Stop, mister: I believe you haven't paid me for the cider?" "Not paid you for the cider!" says I. "What do you mean by that? Didn't the biscuits that I give you just come to the cider?" "Oh, ah, right!" says he. So I started to go again, and says he,-- |
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