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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) by Various
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Says he, "Yes, as good as ever ye see."

"Well," says I, "what do you ax a glass for it?"

"Two cents," says he.

"Well," says I, "seems to me I feel more dry than I do hungry now. Ain't
you a mind to take these 'ere biscuits again, and give me a glass of
cider?"

And says he,--

"I don't care if I do."

So he took and laid 'em on the shelf again, and poured out a glass of
cider. I took the cider and drinkt it down, and, to tell the truth, it
was capital good cider. Then says I,--

"I guess it's time for me to be a-going," and I stept along towards the
door; but says he,--

"Stop, mister: I believe you haven't paid me for the cider?"

"Not paid you for the cider!" says I. "What do you mean by that? Didn't
the biscuits that I give you just come to the cider?"

"Oh, ah, right!" says he.

So I started to go again, and says he,--

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