The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) by Various
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instruction for her. He said:
"Mary, you must learn to control your temper and curb your impatience if you want to wear low-neck dresses, and teach school. You must be sweet and patient, or you will never succeed as a teacher. Now, Rollo, what is this letter?" "I dunno," said Rollo, resolutely. "That is A," said his father, sweetly. "Huh," replied Rollo, "I knowed that." "Then why did you not say so?" replied his father, so sweetly that Jonas, the hired boy, sitting in the corner, licked his chops. Rollo's father went on with the lesson: "What is this, Rollo?" "I dunno," said Rollo, hesitatingly. "Sure?" asked his father. "You do not know what it is?" "Nuck," said Rollo. "It is A," said his father. "A what?" asked Rollo. |
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