The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) by Various
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He raised the suspenders tenderly from the pile and fondled them in his
hands. "See this?" he asked, running his finger along the red corded edge of the elastic. He took up the tie and ran his nail along the red stripe that formed the selvedge on the back, and said: "See this?" He pointed to the red laces of the low shoes and asked, "See this?" And so through the whole collection. "What is it?" he asked. "It's genius! It's foresight." He waved his hand over the pile. "The aftermath!" he exclaimed. "These suspenders are the Crimson Cord suspenders. These shoes are the Crimson Cord shoes. This tie is the Crimson Cord tie. These crackers are the Crimson Cord brand. Perkins & Co. get out a great book, 'The Crimson Cord!' Sell five million copies. Dramatized, it runs three hundred nights. Everybody talking Crimson Cord. Country goes Crimson Cord crazy. Result--up jump Crimson Cord this and Crimson Cord that. Who gets the benefit? Perkins & Co.? No! We pay the advertising bills and the other man sells his Crimson Cord cigars. That is usual." "Yes," I said, "I'm smoking a David Harum cigar this minute, and I am wearing a Carvel collar." "How prevent it?" asked Perkins. "One way only,--discovered by Perkins. Copyright the words 'Crimson Cord' as trade-mark for every possible thing. Sell the trade-mark on royalty; ten per cent. of all receipts for |
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