A Christmas Story - Man in His Element: or, A New Way to Keep House by Samuel W. Francis
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'Why, Mrs. Phillips, just come down stairs, please; I want to speak to
you.--Come into the library, only Mr. D'Aubrey is here.' (Humph! ONLY Mr. D'Aubrey!--'Oh, for to-morrow!') Enter Mrs. Phillips, one of those fat, pylygastric nurses, who divide the twenty-four hours into four days, so as to have three meals to each of their diurnal revolutions; whose digestive organs, if they could speak, would strike for wages; whose eyes move but never look; their atmosphere--what Germans might call expression--being that of massive rest. She slides into the room and immediately sits down, moving her eyes up to her mistress with a patient and slightly suffering expression, while the process of deglutition is slowly going on. I seize a book, pamphlet, anything, hold it in front of my face, and bite my segar in two. 'Did I understand you to say, Mrs. Phillips, that Susan had gone to sit up with a _small pox_ patient?' 'Her nephew, yes marm.' 'Oh, how very wrong in her--how--' 'I don't think so, marm.' I ground my teeth. |
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