The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) by Various
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Whereupon he Reproached his Wife, who Answered his Accusations with Surprise. "Me! My dear!" she exclaimed. "Why, I am Exceedingly Economical. True, I Occasionally buy me a Set of Sables or a Diamond Tiara, but I am Scrupulously Careful about Small Sums; I Diligently unknot all Strings that come around Parcels, and Save Them, and I use the Backs of old Envelopes for Scribbling-Paper. Yet, somehow, my Bank-Account is also Exhausted." MORALS: This Fable teaches to Takes Care of the Pence and the Pounds will Take Care of Themselves, and that we Should Not Be Penny-Wise and Pound-Foolish. THE TWO PEDESTRIANS BY CAROLYN WELLS Once on a time there were two Men, one of whom was a Good Man and the other a Rogue. The Good Man one day saw a Wretched Drunkard endeavoring to find his way |
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