The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) by Various
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suggestions not expressed in sounds. I observed farther that his aura
inclined too much toward violet for perfect equipoise. "G'wan out of this, and quit yer foolin'," he remarked, missing my meaning altogether. Of course I spoke then, using the human speech quite glibly for a first attempt, and hastened to assure him that though I had no idea of fooling, I should not go on until my curiosity had been satisfied. But just then Ooma found me. "My friend is a stranger," she explained to the brass-buttoned man. "Then why don't you put a string to her?" he asked. I learned later that I had been addressing one of the public jesters employed by the community to keep Broadway from becoming intolerably dull. "But you must not speak to people in the street," said Ooma, "not even to policemen." "Then how am I to brighten others' lives?" I asked, more than a little disappointed, for several humans hurrying past had turned upon me looks indicating moods receptive of all the brightening I could give. I might have amused myself indefinitely, studying the rapid succession of varying faces, had not Bloomer cautioned me not to stare. She said people would think me from the country, which is considered discreditable, and as this reminded me that I had as yet seen nothing |
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