The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) by Various
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to enter a--a means of transportation, and though his back was towards
me, I recognized that drab aura of his at once, and projected a reactionary impulse which was most effective. In his surprise he was for the moment in danger of being trampled upon by a rapidly moving animal.--Yes, dear, I said "animal."--I don't know and I don't consider it at all important. I do not pretend to be familiar with mundane zoölogy.--Tuck declared himself delighted to see me, and so I believe he was, though he controlled his radiations in the supercilious way he always had. But upon one point he did not leave me long in doubt. Externally, at least, my Earthly Ego is a-- (NOTE: _The word which signifies a species of peach or nectarine peculiar to the planet Mercury is doubtless used here in a symbolic sense._) --I caught on to that most interesting fact the moment his eyes rested on me. "By all that's fair to look upon!" he cried, jumping about in a manner human people think eccentric, "are you astral or actualized?" "See for yourself," I said, holding out my hand, which it took him rather longer than necessary to make sure of. "Well, what on Earth brings you here? Come down to paint another planet red?" he rattled on, believing himself amusing. "Now haven't I as much right to light on Earth as on any other bit of cosmic dust?" I asked, laughing and forgetting how much snubbing he |
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