The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) by Various
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Wunst he bringed us some, one trip,
Tied up in a piller-slip: Pa says, when Ma cooked it, "MY! This-here's gooder'n you _buy_!" Ponchus _pats_ fer me an' sings; An' he says most _funny_ things! Ponchus calls a dish a "_deesh_"-- Yes, an' _he_ calls fishes "_feesh_"! When Ma want him eat wiv us He says, "'Skuse me--'deed you mus'!-- Ponchus know good manners, Miss.-- He aint eat wher' White-folks is!" 'Lindy takes _his_ dinner out Wher' he's workin'--roun' about.-- Wunst he et his dinner, spread In our ole wheel-borry-bed. _Ponchus Pilut_ says "_'at's_ not His _right_ name,--an' done fergot What his _sho'-nuff_ name is now-- An' don' matter none _no_how!" Yes, an' Ponchus he'ps Pa, too, When our _butcherin's_ to do, An' scalds hogs--an' says "Take care 'Bout it, er you'll _set the hair_!" |
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