Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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"You were talking about the red last time, if you remember, dear." "Oh, so I was, you're quite right. That's the worst of shopping. Do you know I get quite confused sometimes." "Then you will decide on the red, madam?" "Yes--yes, I shan't do any better, shall I, dear? What do you think? You haven't got any other shades of red, have you? This is such an ugly red." The shopman reminds her that she has seen all the other reds, and that this is the particular shade she selected and admired. "Oh, very well," she replies, with the air of one from whom all earthly cares are falling, "I must take that then, I suppose. I can't be worried about it any longer. I've wasted half the morning already." Outside she recollects three insuperable objections to the red, and four unanswerable arguments why she should have selected the grey. She wonders would they change it, if she went back and asked to see the shopwalker? Her friend, who wants her lunch, thinks not. "That is what I hate about shopping," she says. "One never has time to really THINK." She says she shan't go to that shop again. |
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