CREMATION A means of disposing of the dead likely to become very
popular, especially with women who are so fond of having the last
retort.

CRITIC A wet blanket that soaks everything it touches.

CROOK One who exceeds the speed limit in Law & Order Ave. A
Misfit in the Straight and Narrow Way.

CROW A bird that never complains without caws.

CULTURE A degree of mental development that produces tailor-made
women, fantastically-sheared poodles and dock tailed horses.

CUPID A driver of sharp darts.

CUPIDITY A driver of sharp deals.

CYNIC A man who knows the price of everything and the value of
nothing.


All work and no play makes Jack A Dead One.

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Out of fight, out of coin.--The Pugilist's Plaint.