Told After Supper by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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We were all very much surprised, especially the curate.
He said that it did sometimes happen that way, though--that a man did sometimes lay on the right card, by accident. Our curate said it was, however, the most unfortunate thing a man could do for himself, if he only knew it, because, when a man tried and won, it gave him a taste for the so-called sport, and it lured him on into risking again and again; until he had to retire from the contest, a broken and ruined man. Then he did the trick again. Mr. Coombes said it was the card next the coal-scuttle this time, and wanted to put five shillings on it. We laughed at him, and tried to persuade him against it. He would listen to no advice, however, but insisted on plunging. Our curate said very well then: he had warned him, and that was all that he could do. If he (Mr. Coombes) was determined to make a fool of himself, he (Mr. Coombes) must do so. Our curate said he should take the five shillings and that would put things right again with the blanket fund. So Mr. Coombes put two half-crowns on the card next the coal- scuttle and turned it up. Sure enough, it was the queen again! After that, Uncle John had a florin on, and HE won. |
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