Told After Supper by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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foolishly. I tell you the house is haunted. Regularly on
Christmas Eve the Blue Chamber [they called the room next to the nursery the 'blue chamber,' at my uncle's, most of the toilet service being of that shade] is haunted by the ghost of a sinful man--a man who once killed a Christmas wait with a lump of coal." "How did he do it?" asked Mr. Coombes, with eager anxiousness. "Was it difficult?" "I do not know how he did it," replied my uncle; "he did not explain the process. The wait had taken up a position just inside the front gate, and was singing a ballad. It is presumed that, when he opened his mouth for B flat, the lump of coal was thrown by the sinful man from one of the windows, and that it went down the wait's throat and choked him." "You want to be a good shot, but it is certainly worth trying," murmured Mr. Coombes thoughtfully. "But that was not his only crime, alas!" added my uncle. "Prior to that he had killed a solo cornet-player." "No! Is that really a fact?" exclaimed Mr. Coombes. "Of course it's a fact," answered my uncle testily; "at all events, as much a fact as you can expect to get in a case of this sort. "How very captious you are this evening. The circumstantial evidence was overwhelming. The poor fellow, the cornet-player, had been in the neighbourhood barely a month. Old Mr. Bishop, who kept |
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