Piccadilly Jim by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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thrill which only comes to elderly gentlemen of solitary habit
who in a house full of their juniors find themselves alone at last. Then a voice spoke, shattering his dream of solitude. "Hello, pop!" Ogden Ford was sprawling in a deep chair in the shadows. "Come in, pop, come in. Lots of room." Mr. Pett stood in the doorway, regarding his step-son with a sombre eye. He resented the boy's tone of easy patronage, all the harder to endure with philosophic calm at the present moment from the fact that the latter was lounging in his favourite chair. Even from an aesthetic point of view the sight of the bulging child offended him. Ogden Ford was round and blobby and looked overfed. He had the plethoric habit of one to whom wholesome exercise is a stranger and the sallow complexion of the confirmed candy-fiend. Even now, a bare half hour after breakfast, his jaws were moving with a rhythmical, champing motion. "What are you eating, boy?" demanded Mr. Pett, his disappointment turning to irritability. "Candy." "I wish you would not eat candy all day." "Mother gave it to me," said Ogden simply. As he had anticipated, the shot silenced the enemy's battery. Mr. Pett grunted, but made |
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