Piccadilly Jim by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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little hair he had and how deplorably he lacked all those graces
of repose, culture, physical beauty, refinement, dignity, and mental alertness which raise men above the level of the common cock-roach. Mr. Pett, on his side, receiving her cold glance squarely between the eyes, felt as if he were being disembowelled by a clumsy amateur. He could not help wondering what sort of a man this fellow Crocker was whom this sister-in-law of his had married. He pictured him as a handsome, powerful, robust individual with a strong jaw and a loud voice, for he could imagine no lesser type of man consenting to link his lot with such a woman. He sidled in a circuitous manner towards a distant chair, and, having lowered himself into it, kept perfectly still, pretending to be dead, like an opossum. He wished to take no part whatever in the coming interview. "Ogden, of course, you know," said Mrs. Pett. She was sitting so stiffly upright on a hard chair and had so much the appearance of having been hewn from the living rock that every time she opened her mouth it was as if a statue had spoken. "I know Ogden," said Mrs. Crocker shortly. "Will you please stop him fidgeting with that vase? It is valuable." She directed at little Ogden, who was juggling aimlessly with a handsome _objet d'art_ of the early Chinese school, a glance similar to that which had just disposed of his step-father. But Ogden required more than a glance to divert him from any pursuit in which |
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