Piccadilly Jim by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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"Still the same engaging child!" murmured Mrs. Crocker. "I did not come here to discuss Ogden!" said Mrs. Pett. Mrs. Crocker raised her eyebrows. Not even Mrs. Otho Lanners, from whom she had learned the art, could do it more effectively. "I am still waiting to find out why you did come, Nesta!" "I came here to talk to you about your step-son, James Crocker." The discipline to which Mrs. Crocker had subjected herself in the matter of the display of emotion saved her from the humiliation of showing surprise. She waved her hand graciously--in the manner of the Duchess of Axminster, a supreme hand-waver--to indicate that she was all attention. "Your step-son, James Crocker," repeated Mrs. Pett. "What is it the New York papers call him, Peter?" Mr. Pett, the human opossum, came to life. He had contrived to create about himself such a defensive atmosphere of non-existence that now that he re-entered the conversation it was as if a corpse had popped out of its tomb like a jack-in-the-box. Obeying the voice of authority, he pushed the tombstone to one side and poked his head out of the sepulchre. "Piccadilly Jim!" he murmured apologetically. |
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