Piccadilly Jim by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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"Of course I refuse." "I think you are extremely foolish." "Indeed!" Mr. Pett cowed in his chair. He was feeling rather like a nervous and peace-loving patron of a wild western saloon who observes two cowboys reach for their hip-pockets. Neither his wife nor his sister-in-law paid any attention to him. The concluding exercises of a duel of the eyes was in progress between them. After some silent, age-long moments, Mrs. Crocker laughed a light laugh. "Most extraordinary!" she murmured. Mrs. Pett was in no mood for Anglicisms. "You know perfectly well, Eugenia," she said heatedly, "that James Crocker is being ruined here. For his sake, if not for mine--" Mrs. Crocker laughed another light laugh, one of those offensive rippling things which cause so much annoyance. "Don't be so ridiculous, Nesta! Ruined! Really! It is quite true that, a long while ago, when he was much younger and not quite used to the ways of London Society, James was a little wild, but all that sort of thing is over now. He knows"--she paused, setting herself as it were for the punch--"he knows that at any moment |
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