Diary of a Pilgrimage by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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is a matter over which I have often puzzled.
But when it does come I shall be ready for it. I also put on the bed a few volumes of Goethe, because I thought it would be so pleasant to read him in his own country. And I decided to take a sponge, together with a small portable bath, because a cold bath is so refreshing the first thing in the morning. B. came in just as I had got everything into a pile. He stared at the bed, and asked me what I was doing. I told him I was packing. "Great Heavens!" he exclaimed. "I thought you were moving! What do you think we are going to do--camp out?" "No!" I replied. "But these are the things I have been advised to take with me. What is the use of people giving you advice if you don't take it?" He said: "Oh! take as much advice as you like; that always comes in useful to give away. But, for goodness sake, don't get carrying all that stuff about with you. People will take us for Gipsies." I said: "Now, it's no use your talking nonsense. Half the things on this bed are life-preserving things. If people go into Germany without these things, they come home and die." |
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