Diary of a Pilgrimage by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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I seized him by the arm, and, in Scandinavian that must have been
quite pathetic in its tragic fervour, I asked him if he had seen my friend--my friend B. The man only stared. I grew desperate. I shook him. I said: "My friend--big, great, tall, large--is he where? Have you him to see where? Here?" (I had to put it that way because Scandinavian grammar is not a strong point with me, and my knowledge of the verbs is as yet limited to the present tense of the infinitive mood. Besides, this was no time to worry about grace of style.) A crowd gathered round us, attracted by the man's terrified expression. I appealed to them generally. I said: "My friend B.--head, red--boots, yellow, brown, gold--coat, little squares--nose, much, large! Is he where? Him to see--anybody-- where?" Not a soul moved a hand to help me. There they stood and gaped! I repeated it all over again louder, in case anybody on the outskirts of the mob had not heard it; and I repeated it in an entirely new accent. I gave them every chance I could. They chatted excitedly among themselves, and, then a bright idea |
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