Novel Notes by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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of the first month, we tried to sub-let it, characterised it as "poky."
In our letters we traversed this definition. In our hearts we agreed with it. At first, however, its size--or, rather, its lack of size--was one of its chief charms in Ethelbertha's eyes. The fact that if you got out of bed carelessly you were certain to knock your head against the ceiling, and that it was utterly impossible for any man to put on his trousers except in the saloon, she regarded as a capital joke. That she herself had to take a looking-glass and go upon the roof to do her back hair, she thought less amusing. Amenda accepted her new surroundings with her usual philosophic indifference. On being informed that what she had mistaken for a linen- press was her bedroom, she remarked that there was one advantage about it, and that was, that she could not tumble out of bed, seeing there was nowhere to tumble; and, on being shown the kitchen, she observed that she should like it for two things--one was that she could sit in the middle and reach everything without getting up; the other, that nobody else could come into the apartment while she was there. "You see, Amenda," explained Ethelbertha apologetically, "we shall really live outside." "Yes, mum," answered Amenda, "I should say that would be the best place to do it." If only we could have lived more outside, the life might have been pleasant enough, but the weather rendered it impossible, six days out of |
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