Something New by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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death without knowing what a wand of death is; and, conversely,
if you have thought of such a splendid title you cannot jettison it offhand. Ashe rumpled his hair and gnawed his pen. There came a knock at the door. Ashe spun round in his chair. This was the last straw! If he had told Mrs. Ball once that he was never to be disturbed in the morning on any pretext whatsoever, he had told her twenty times. It was simply too infernal to be endured if his work time was to be cut into like this. Ashe ran over in his mind a few opening remarks. "Come in!" he shouted, and braced himself for battle. A girl walked in--the girl of the first-floor front; the girl with the blue eyes, who had laughed at his Larsen Exercises. Various circumstances contributed to the poorness of the figure Ashe cut in the opening moments of this interview. In the first place, he was expecting to see his landlady, whose height was about four feet six, and the sudden entry of somebody who was about five feet seven threw the universe temporarily out of focus. In the second place, in anticipation of Mrs. Bell's entry, he had twisted his face into a forbidding scowl, and it was no slight matter to change this on the spur of the moment into a pleasant smile. Finally, a man who has been sitting for half an hour in front of a sheet of paper bearing the words: "The Adventure of the Wand of Death," and trying to decide what a wand of death might be, has not his mind under proper control. |
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