Something New by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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"Continue," he said. "Proceed. You are stimulating me."
"But why should you want a girl like me to stimulate you? Surely London is enough to do it without my help? You can always find something new, surely? Listen, Mr. Marson. I was thrown on my own resources about five years ago--never mind how. Since then I have worked in a shop, done typewriting, been on the stage, had a position as governess, been a lady's maid--" "A what! A lady's maid?" "Why not? It was all experience; and I can assure you I would much rather be a lady's maid than a governess." "I think I know what you mean. I was a private tutor once. I suppose a governess is the female equivalent. I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war. Was it fun being a lady's maid?" "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls." Ashe drew a deep breath--not a scientific deep breath, but one of admiration. "You are perfectly splendid!" "Splendid?" |
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