Something New by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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an album, knowing that your lordship was a member of ours. If I
may say so, your lordship--a beautiful young lady." "Devilish attractive, Adams--and devilish rich. Mr. Peters is a millionaire, Adams." "So I read in the paper, your lordship." "Damme! They all seem to be millionaires in America. Wish I knew how they managed it. Honestly, I hope. Mr. Peters is an honest man, but his digestion is bad. He used to bolt his food. You don't bolt your food, I hope, Adams?" "No, your lordship; I am most careful." "The late Mr. Gladstone used to chew each mouthful thirty-three times. Deuced good notion if you aren't in a hurry. What cheese would you recommend, Adams?" "The gentlemen are speaking well of the Gorgonzola." "All right, bring me some. You know, Adams, what I admire about Americans is their resource. Mr. Peters tells me that as a boy of eleven he earned twenty dollars a week selling mint to saloon keepers, as they call publicans over there. Why they wanted mint I cannot recollect. Mr. Peters explained the reason to me and it seemed highly plausible at the time; but I have forgotten it. Possibly for mint sauce. It impressed me, Adams. Twenty dollars is four pounds. I never earned four pounds a week when I was a boy of eleven; in fact, I don't think I ever earned four pounds a |
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