She desired to see the house, and having carefully surveyed it, said, the
work was too hard for her, nor could she undertake it. This put my
sister beyond all patience, and me into the greatest admiration. Young
woman, said she, you have made a mistake, I want a housemaid, and you are
a chambermaid. No, madam, replied she, I am not needlewoman enough for
that. And yet you ask eight pounds a year, replied my sister. Yes,
madam, said she, nor shall I bate a farthing. Then get you gone for a
lazy impudent baggage, said I, you want to be a boarder not a servant;
have you a fortune or estate that you dress at that rate? No, sir, said
she, but I hope I may wear what I work for without offence. What you
work, interrupted my sister, why you do not seem willing to undertake any
work; you will not wash nor scour; you cannot dress a dinner for company;
you are no needlewoman; and our little house of two rooms on a floor, is
too much for you. For God's sake what can you do? Madam, replied she
pertly; I know my business; and do not fear a service; there are more
places than parish churches; if you wash at home, you should have a
laundrymaid; if you give entertainments, you must have a cookmaid; if you
have any needlework, you should have a chambermaid; and such a house as
this is enough for a housemaid in all conscience.

I was pleased at the wit, and astonished at the impudence of the girl, so
dismissed her with thanks for her instructions, assuring her that when I
kept four maids she should be housemaid if she pleased.

Were a servant to do my business with cheerfulness, I should not grudge
at five or six pounds per annum; nor would I be so unchristian to put
more upon any one than they can bear; but to pray and pay too is the
devil. It is very hard, that I must keep four servants or none.

In great families, indeed, where many servants are required, those