The Expedition of Humphry Clinker by Tobias George Smollett
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could mention particulars, and name names; but don't choose it --
The taste of the town is so changeable. Then there have been so many letters upon travels lately published -- What between Smollett's, Sharp's, Derrick's, Thicknesse's, Baltimore's, and Baretti's, together with Shandy's Sentimental Travels, the public seems to be cloyed with that kind of entertainment -- Nevertheless, I will, if you please, run the risque of printing and publishing, and you shall have half the profits of the impression -- You need not take the trouble to bring up your sermons on my account -- No body reads sermons but Methodists and Dissenters -- Besides, for my own part, I am quite a stranger to that sort of reading; and the two persons, whose judgment I depended upon in those matters, are out of the way; one is gone abroad, carpenter of a man of war; and the other, has been silly enough to abscond, in order to avoid a prosecution for blasphemy -- I'm a great loser by his going off -- He has left a manual of devotion half finished on my hands, after having received money for the whole copy -- He was the soundest divine, and had the most orthodox pen of all my people; and I never knew his judgment fail, but in flying from his bread and butter on this occasion. By owning you was not put in bodily fear by Lismahago, you preclude yourself from the benefit of a good plea, over and above the advantage of binding him over. In the late war, I inserted in my evening paper, a paragraph that came by the post, reflecting upon the behaviour of a certain regiment in battle. An officer of said regiment came to my shop, and, in the presence of my wife and journeyman, threatened to cut off my ears -- As I exhibited marks of bodily fear more ways than one, to the conviction of the byestanders, I bound him over; my action lay, and I recovered. As |
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