You Never Can Tell by George Bernard Shaw
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sits down again and throws his hat flippantly aside with the air of a
man who has no longer anything to fear.) MRS. CLANDON (indignant at his assurance). What do you mean? VALENTINE (turning confidentially to her). Come: shall I teach you something, Mrs. Clandon? MRS. CLANDON (stiffly). I am always willing to learn. VALENTINE. Have you ever studied the subject of gunnery---artillery- --cannons and war-ships and so on? MRS. CLANDON. Has gunnery anything to do with Gloria? VALENTINE. A great deal---by way of illustration. During this whole century, my dear Mrs. Clandon, the progress of artillery has been a duel between the maker of cannons and the maker of armor plates to keep the cannon balls out. You build a ship proof against the best gun known: somebody makes a better gun and sinks your ship. You build a heavier ship, proof against that gun: somebody makes a heavier gun and sinks you again. And so on. Well, the duel of sex is just like that. MRS. CLANDON. The duel of sex! VALENTINE. Yes: you've heard of the duel of sex, haven't you? Oh, I forgot: you've been in Madeira: the expression has come up since your time. Need I explain it? MRS. CLANDON (contemptuously). No. |
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