You Never Can Tell by George Bernard Shaw
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that Mr. Valentine wishes to marry you---
VALENTINE (interposing adroitly). I do. McCOMAS (offended). In that case, sir, you must not be surprised to find yourself regarded by the young lady's father as a fortune hunter. VALENTINE. So I am. Do you expect my wife to live on what I earn? ten-pence a week! McCOMAS (revolted). I have nothing more to say, sir. I shall return and tell Mr. Crampton that this family is no place for a father. (He makes for the door.) MRS. CLANDON (with quiet authority). Finch! (He halts.) If Mr. Valentine cannot be serious, you can. Sit down. (McComas, after a brief struggle between his dignity and his friendship, succumbs, seating himself this time midway between Dolly and Mrs. Clandon.) You know that all this is a made up case---that Fergus does not believe in it any more than you do. Now give me your real advice---your sincere, friendly advice: you know I have always trusted your judgment. I promise you the children will be quiet. McCOMAS (resigning himself). Well, well! What I want to say is this. In the old arrangement with your husband, Mrs. Clandon, you had him at a terrible disadvantage. MRS. CLANDON. How so, pray? McCOMAS. Well, you were an advanced woman, accustomed to defy public |
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