You Never Can Tell by George Bernard Shaw
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CRAMPTON (furious, rising). Childish! (Mrs. Clandon rises
indignantly.) McCOMAS } (all ris- } Crampton, you promised--- VALENTINE } ing and } Ridiculous. They dress } speaking } charmingly. GLORIA } together). } Pray let us behave reasonably. Tumult. Suddenly they hear a chime of glasses in the room behind them. They turn in silent surprise and find that the waiter has just come back from the bar in the garden, and is jingling his tray warningly as he comes softly to the table with it. WAITER (to Crampton, setting a tumbler apart on the table). Irish for you, sir. (Crampton sits down a little shamefacedly. The waiter sets another tumbler and a syphon apart, saying to Bohun) Scotch and syphon for you, sir. (Bohun waves his hand impatiently. The waiter places a large glass jug in the middle.) And claret cup. (All subside into their seats. Peace reigns.) MRS. CLANDON (humbly to Bohun). I am afraid we interrupted you, Mr. Bohun. BOHUN (calmly). You did. (To the waiter, who is going out.) Just wait a bit. WAITER. Yes, sir. Certainly, sir. (He takes his stand behind |
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