You Never Can Tell by George Bernard Shaw
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CRAMPTON. Yes, dear, yes. (He sits down in token of submission.)
DOLLY (following him insistently). Do you like it? CRAMPTON. My child: how can you expect me to like it or to approve of it? DOLLY (determined not to let him off). How can you think it pretty and not like it? McCOMAS (rising, angry and scandalized). Really I must say--- (Bohun, who has listened to Dolly with the highest approval, is down on him instantly.) BOHUN. No: don't interrupt, McComas. The young lady's method is right. (To Dolly, with tremendous emphasis.) Press your questions, Miss Clandon: press your questions. DOLLY (rising). Oh, dear, you are a regular overwhelmer! Do you always go on like this? BOHUN (rising). Yes. Don't you try to put me out of countenance, young lady: you're too young to do it. (He takes McComas's chair from beside Mrs. Clandon's and sets it beside his own.) Sit down. (Dolly, fascinated, obeys; and Bohun sits down again. McComas, robbed of his seat, takes a chair on the other side between the table and the ottoman.) Now, Mr. Crampton, the facts are before you---both of them. You think you'd like to have your two youngest children to live with you. Well, you wouldn't--- (Crampton tries to protest; but Bohun will not have it on any terms.) No, you wouldn't: you think you would; but |
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