You Never Can Tell by George Bernard Shaw
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turns from the window and studies him with freezing attention.
PHILIP. Let me introduce you, Mr. Valentine. My mother, Mrs. Lanfrey Clandon. (Mrs. Clandon bows. Valentine bows, self-possessed and quite equal to the occasion.) My sister Gloria. (Gloria bows with cold dignity and sits down on the sofa. Valentine falls in love at first sight and is miserably confused. He fingers his hat nervously, and makes her a sneaking bow.) MRS. CLANDON. I understand that we are to have the pleasure of seeing you at luncheon to-day, Mr. Valentine. VALENTINE. Thank you--er--if you don't mind--I mean if you will be so kind -- (to the parlor maid testily) What is it? THE PARLOR MAID. The landlord, sir, wishes to speak to you before you go out. VALENTINE. Oh, tell him I have four patients here. (The Clandons look surprised, except Phil, who is imperturbable.) If he wouldn't mind waiting just two minutes, I--I'll slip down and see him for a moment. (Throwing himself confidentially on her sense of the position.) Say I'm busy, but that I want to see him. THE PARLOR MAID (reassuringly). Yes, sir. (She goes.) MRS. CLANDON (on the point of rising). We are detaining you, I am afraid. VALENTINE. Not at all, not at all. Your presence here will be the |
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