You Never Can Tell by George Bernard Shaw
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DOLLY (dazzled). I never thought of that.
PHILIP. Nor I. (Coming off the table and turning reproachfully on McComas.) Nor you. DOLLY. And you a solicitor! PHILIP. Finch: Your professional incompetence is appalling. William: your sagacity puts us all to shame. DOLLY You really are like Shakespear, William. WAITER. Not at all, sir. Don't mention it, miss. Most happy, I'm sure, sir. (Goes back modestly to the luncheon table and lays the two additional covers, one at the end next the steps, and the other so as to make a third on the side furthest from the balustrade.) PHILIP (abruptly). Finch: come and wash your hands. (Seizes his arm and leads him toward the hotel.) McCOMAS. I am thoroughly vexed and hurt, Mr. Clandon--- PHILIP (interrupting him). You will get used to us. Come, Dolly. (McComas shakes him off and marches into the hotel. Philip follows with unruffled composure.) DOLLY (turning for a moment on the steps as she follows them). Keep your wits about you, William. There will be fire-works. WAITER. Right, miss. You may depend on me, miss. (She goes into |
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