You Never Can Tell by George Bernard Shaw
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page 68 of 166 (40%)
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WAITER (holding the chair for him with inoffensive encouragement).
This end, sir. (Crampton submits, and takes his seat.) Thank you, sir. MRS. CLANDON. Mr. Valentine: will you take that side (indicating the side nearest the parapet) with Gloria? (Valentine and Gloria take their places, Gloria next Crampton and Valentine next Mrs. Clandon.) Finch: I must put you on this side, between Dolly and Phil. You must protect yourself as best you can. (The three take the remaining side of the table, Dolly next her mother, Phil next his father, and McComas between them. Soup is served.) WAITER (to Crampton). Thick or clear, sir? CRAMPTON (to Mrs. Clandon). Does nobody ask a blessing in this household? PHILIP (interposing smartly). Let us first settle what we are about to receive. William! WAITER. Yes, sir. (He glides swiftly round the table to Phil's left elbow. On his way he whispers to the young waiter) Thick. PHILIP. Two small Lagers for the children as usual, William; and one large for this gentleman (indicating Valentine). Large Apollinaris for Mr. McComas. WAITER. Yes, sir. DOLLY. Have a six of Irish in it, Finch? |
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