You Never Can Tell by George Bernard Shaw
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restore good feeling.
WAITER (cheerfully). Yes, sir. Certainly, sir. Small Lager for you, sir. (To Crampton.) Seltzer and Irish, sir. (To McComas.) Apollinaris, sir. (To Dolly.) Small Lager, miss. (To Mrs. Clandon, pouring out wine.) 413, madam. (To Valentine.) Large Lager for you, sir. (To Gloria.) 413, miss. DOLLY (drinking). To the family! PHILIP. (drinking). Hearth and Home! (Fish is served.) McCOMAS (with an obviously forced attempt at cheerful domesticity). We are getting on very nicely after all. DOLLY (critically). After all! After all what, Finch? CRAMPTON (sarcastically). He means that you are getting on very nicely in spite of the presence of your father. Do I take your point rightly, Mr. McComas? McCOMAS (disconcerted). No, no. I only said "after all" to round off the sentence. I---er---er---er---- WAITER (tactfully). Turbot, sir? McCOMAS (intensely grateful for the interruption). Thank you, waiter: thank you. WAITER (sotto voce). Don't mention it, sir. (He returns to the |
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