You Never Can Tell by George Bernard Shaw
page 78 of 166 (46%)
page 78 of 166 (46%)
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PHILIP. Finch: share with me (giving him a couple). Come along. (They go down the steps together.) VALENTINE (to the waiter). Leave me something to bring down--one of these. (Offering to take a sunshade.) WAITER (discreetly). That's the younger lady's, sir. (Valentine lets it go.) Thank you, sir. If you'll allow me, sir, I think you had better have this. (He puts down the sunshades on Crampton's chair, and produces from the tail pocket of his dress coat, a book with a lady's handkerchief between the leaves, marking the page.) The eldest young lady is reading it at present. (Valentine takes it eagerly.) Thank you, sir. Schopenhauer, sir, you see. (He takes up the sunshades again.) Very interesting author, sir: especially on the subject of ladies, sir. (He goes down the steps. Valentine, about to follow him, recollects Crampton and changes his mind.) VALENTINE (coming rather excitedly to Crampton). Now look here, Crampton: are you at all ashamed of yourself? CRAMPTON (pugnaciously). Ashamed of myself! What for? VALENTINE. For behaving like a bear. What will your daughter think of me for having brought you here? CRAMPTON. I was not thinking of what my daughter was thinking of you. VALENTINE. No, you were thinking of yourself. You're a perfect |
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