You Never Can Tell by George Bernard Shaw
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sensible---scientific---everything that you wish me to be. But---but---
oh, don't you see what you have set to work in my imagination? GLORIA (with indignant, scornful sternness). I hope you are not going to be so foolish---so vulgar---as to say love. VALENTINE (with ironical haste to disclaim such a weakness). No, no, no. Not love: we know better than that. Let's call it chemistry. You can't deny that there is such a thing as chemical action, chemical affinity, chemical combination---the most irresistible of all natural forces. Well, you're attracting me irresistibly---chemically. GLORIA (contemptuously). Nonsense! VALENTINE. Of course it's nonsense, you stupid girl. (Gloria recoils in outraged surprise.) Yes, stupid girl: t h a t's a scientific fact, anyhow. You're a prig---a feminine prig: that's what you are. (Rising.) Now I suppose you've done with me for ever. (He goes to the iron table and takes up his hat.) GLORIA (with elaborate calm, sitting up like a High-school-mistress posing to be photographed). That shows how very little you understand my real character. I am not in the least offended. (He pauses and puts his hat down again.) I am always willing to be told of my own defects, Mr. Valentine, by my friends, even when they are as absurdly mistaken about me as you are. I have many faults---very serious faults---of character and temper; but if there is one thing that I am not, it is what you call a prig. (She closes her lips trimly and looks steadily and challengingly at him as she sits more collectedly than ever.) |
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