Three Men on the Bummel by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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from that. I told him what an experienced friend of mine once said to me
solemnly:-- "If anything goes wrong with your gear-case, sell the machine and buy a new one; it comes cheaper." He said: "People talk like that who understand nothing about machines. Nothing is easier than taking off a gear-case." I had to confess he was right. In less than five minutes he had the gear- case in two pieces, lying on the path, and was grovelling for screws. He said it was always a mystery to him the way screws disappeared. We were still looking for the screws when Ethelbertha came out. She seemed surprised to find us there; she said she thought we had started hours ago. He said: "We shan't be long now. I'm just helping your husband to overhaul this machine of his. It's a good machine; but they all want going over occasionally." Ethelbertha said: "If you want to wash yourselves when you have done you might go into the back kitchen, if you don't mind; the girls have just finished the bedrooms." She told me that if she met Kate they would probably go for a sail; but that in any case she would be back to lunch. I would have given a sovereign to be going with her. I was getting heartily sick of standing about watching this fool breaking up my bicycle. |
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