Three Men on the Bummel by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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"What sort of a wood?" asked the Professor.
The first boy examined his inkpot carefully, and then looked at the ceiling. "Come," urged the Professor, growing impatient, "you have been reading about this wood for the last ten minutes. Surely you can tell me something concerning it." "The gnarly trees, their twisted branches"--recommenced the top boy. "No, no," interrupted the Professor; "I do not want you to repeat the poem. I want you to tell me in your own words what sort of a wood it was where the girl lived." The Professor tapped his foot impatiently; the top boy made a dash for it. "Please, sir, it was the usual sort of a wood." "Tell him what sort of a wood," said he, pointing to the second lad. The second boy said it was a "green wood." This annoyed the Professor still more; he called the second boy a blockhead, though really I cannot see why, and passed on to the third, who, for the last minute, had been sitting apparently on hot plates, with his right arm waving up and down like a distracted semaphore signal. He would have had to say it the next second, whether the Professor had asked him or not; he was red in the face, holding his knowledge in. |
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