All Roads Lead to Calvary by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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He turned another page. "Do you suffer from gout? Classical lady preparing to take a bath and very nearly ready. The old Johnny in the train stops to look at her. Reads the advertisement because she seems to want him to. Rubber heels. Save your boot leather! Lady in evening dress--jolly pretty shoulders--waves them in front of your eyes. Otherwise you'd never think of them." He fluttered the pages. Then flung the thing across to her. "Look at it," he said. "Fountain pens--Corn plasters--Charitable appeals--Motor cars--Soaps--Grand pianos. It's the girl in tights and spangles outside the show that brings them trooping in." "Let them see you," he continued. "You say you want soldiers. Throw off your veil and call for them. Your namesake of France! Do you think if she had contented herself with writing stirring appeals that Orleans would have fallen? She put on a becoming suit of armour and got upon a horse where everyone could see her. Chivalry isn't dead. You modern women are ashamed of yourselves--ashamed of your sex. You don't give it a chance. Revive it. Stir the young men's blood. Their souls will follow." He reseated himself and leant across towards her. "I'm not talking business," he said. "This thing's not going to mean much to me one way or the other. I want you to win. Farm labourers bringing up families on twelve and six a week. Shirt hands working half into the night for three farthings an hour. Stinking dens for men to live in. Degraded women. Half fed children. It's damnable. Tell them |
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