Condensed Novels: New Burlesques by Bret Harte
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"We would not," said the animals. "But why are they all running back the way they came?" asked Pi Bol. "They are going back to punishment. Great is its power. Have ye not heard the gospel of Rhuddyidd the mighty? 'Force is everything! Gentleness won't wash, courtesy is deceitful. Politeness is foreign. Be ye beaten that ye may beat. Pass the kick on.'" But here he was interrupted by the appearance of three soldiers who were approaching the watering-place. "Ye are now," said the Moo Kow, "with the main guard. The first is Bleareyed, who carries a raven in a cage, which he has stolen from the wife of a deputy commissioner. He will paint the bird snow white and sell it as a dove to the same lady. The second is Otherwise, who is dragging a small garden engine, of which he has despoiled a native gardener, whom he has felled with a single blow. The third is Mulledwiney, swinging a cut-glass decanter of sherry which he has just snatched from the table of his colonel. Mulledwiney and Otherwise will play the engine upon Bleareyed, who is suffering from heat apoplexy and djim-djams." The three soldiers seated themselves in the pool. "They are going to tell awful war stories now," said the Moo Kow, "stories that are large and strong! Some people are shocked-- |
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