Condensed Novels: New Burlesques by Bret Harte
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"And you have touched him?" I repeated,--"touched his private honor!" "Yes! But I shall atone for it! I have already arranged with him that we shall have it out between ourselves alone, in the jungle, stripped to the buff, with our fists--Queensberry rules! I haven't fought since I stood up against Spinks Major--you remember old Spinks, now of the Bombay Offensibles?--at Eton." And the old boy pluckily bared his skinny arm. "It may be serious," I said. "I have thought of that. I have a wife, several children, and an aged parent in England. If I fall, they must never know. You must invent a story for them. I have thought of cholera, but that is played out; you know we have already tried it on The Boy who was Thrown Away. Invent something quiet, peaceable and respectable--as far removed from fighting as possible. What do you say to measles?" "Not half bad," I returned. "Measles let it be, then! Say I caught it from Wee Willie Winkie. You do not think it too incredible?" he added timidly. "Not more than YOUR story," I said. He grasped my hand, struggling violently with his emotion. Then he struggled with me--and I left hurriedly. Poor old boy! The |
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