Droll Stories — Volume 2 by Honoré de Balzac
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again; would be jealous, laugh and pinch, pinch and laugh, and play
tricks upon the novices. At times they would say, "Suppose a gendarme came here one rainy day, where should we put him?" "With Sister Ovide; her cell is so big he could get into it with his helmet on." "What do you mean?" cried Sister Ovide, "are not all our cells alike?" Thereupon the girls burst out laughing like ripe figs. One evening they increased their council by a little novice, about seventeen years of age, who appeared innocent as a new-born babe, and would have had the host without confession. This maiden's mouth had long watered for their secret confabulations, little feasts and rejoicings by which the nuns softened the holy captivity of their bodies, and had wept at not being admitted to them. "Well," said Sister Ovide to her, "have you had a good night's rest, little one?" "Oh no!" said she, "I have been bitten by fleas." "Ha! you have fleas in your cell? But you must get rid of them at once. Do you know how the rules of our order enjoin them to be driven out, so that never again during her conventional life shall a sister see so much as the tail of one?" "No," replied the novice. |
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