The Woman-Haters: a yarn of Eastboro twin-lights by Joseph Crosby Lincoln
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answers, 'He's all right!' I am a candidate for the position of
assistant keeper at Eastboro Twin-Lights." "YOU?" "Me." "But--but--aw, go on! You're foolin'." "Not a fool. I mean it. I am here. I'm green, but in the sunshine of your experience I agree to ripen rapidly. I can wash dishes--you've seen me. I believe I could scrub brass and sweep." "You wantin' to be assistant at a place like this! YOU! an edicated, able young chap, that's been used to valets and servants and--" "Why do you say that? How do you know I've been used to those things?" "'Cause, as I hinted to you a spell ago, I ain't altogether a dum fool. I can put two and two together and make four, without having the example done for me on a blackboard. You're a rich man's son; you've been used to sassiety and city ways and good clothes. YOU wantin' to put in your days and nights in a forsaken hole like this! Nonsense! Get out!" But Mr. Brown refused to get out. "No nonsense about it," he declared. "It is the hand of Fate. With the whole broadside of Cape Cod to land upon, why was I washed ashore just at this particular spot? Answer:--Because at this spot, at this time, Eastboro Twin-Lights needed an assistant keeper. I like the spot. It |
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