Life on the Mississippi by Mark Twain
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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I
didn't know. 'Don't KNOW?' This manner jolted me. I was down at the foot again, in a moment. But I had to say just what I had said before. 'Well, you're a smart one,' said Mr. Bixby. 'What's the name of the NEXT point?' Once more I didn't know. 'Well, this beats anything. Tell me the name of ANY point or place I told you.' I studied a while and decided that I couldn't. 'Look here! What do you start out from, above Twelve-Mile Point, to cross over?' 'I--I--don't know.' 'You--you--don't know?' mimicking my drawling manner of speech. 'What DO you know?' 'I--I--nothing, for certain.' 'By the great Caesar's ghost, I believe you! You're the stupidest dunderhead I ever saw or ever heard of, so help me Moses! The idea of |
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