Mary-'Gusta by Joseph Crosby Lincoln
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you say; seventy, was it?"
"No, sir. Seven. Did you think I said seventy?" "Eh? No, I guess not." "I couldn't be seventy. If I was I'd be lots bigger, you know." "That's so; I presume likely you would." More reflection. Then: "If I was seventy I guess you wouldn't have asked me." "Sho! Wouldn't I? Why not?" "'Cause grown-up folks don't like to be asked how old they are. I asked Mrs. Hobbs how old she was once and she didn't like it." "Didn't she?" "No, sir. She told me to mind my own business." The Captain laughed aloud. Then, turning to Mr. Hamilton, he said: "Say, Zoeth, Isaiah'll be a little mite surprised when he sees this craft make port, eh?" Zoeth smiled. "I shouldn't wonder," he replied. "Um-hm. I'd like to have a tintype of Isaiah's face. Well, sis--er, Mary-'Gusta, I mean--there's South Harniss dead ahead. How do you like |
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